July 11, 2016
Day of the Bandoneón

BIRTHDAYS
Yul Brynner 1920
Mindy Sterling 1953
Suzanne Vega 1959

NEW MAGAZINES
All titles below are new to the store but those with a * are also newly published.

07/09/16 My Herbs: Eat well, grow & heal at home. UK.
*07/08/16 The Olympic & World Records Book: Every major record & medal. UK.
*07/08/16 SWGRUS: Music, art, style & culture.
07/08/16 Golf Chic: The official magazine of the Ladies’ European Tour.
07/08/16 Candid: Can this world be saved by design? UK.
07/06/16 Crime Scene: The ultimate guide to crime drama! Book, film, TV. UK.

THINGS WE LEARNED FROM READING MAGAZINES TODAY

The real blue-bloods are Octopuses, squid and spiders, all of which have blood the appears blue when it comes into contact with oxygen.
— July How It Works

The average American worker takes a week less vacation than in 2000.
— TIME 240 Reason to Celebrate America Right Now

City Newsstand’s HEADLINE WORLD
As always, 100% T.R.U.E.! (Trumped-up, Reliably Unreliable & Ersatz)

PEOPLE FROM OHIO MAN’S DREAMS START SHOWING UP IN HIS WAKING LIFE!

PANDAS WENT EXTINCT IN THE 1950s – ZOO PANDAS ARE ALL PEOPLE IN PANDA SUITS!

DID YOU JUST GET A ROOT CANAL OR A TRANSMITTER IMPLANT?

DOGS SMART ENOUGH TO TALK ALSO SMART ENOUGH NOT TO LET ON

MYSTERIOUS THING INSIDE MAN’S HEAD IS GROWING!

 
Weekly Words of Wisdom

When life hands you lemons, hey – lemons!

Fictitious Customer of the Week

Destrian Walkway